We found this ad on Craigslist today.

We’ve never heard of a “Sugar Glider” before, so we looked them up.

Allegedly they’re “small arboreal marsupial that is found in the forests of Australia, as well as in Tasmania, New Guinea, and the neighboring islands of Indonesia.”

Yeah, right. We know better – they’re ALIENS! Just look at it – these things are prolly crawling all over Area 51 as you read this!

And somebody in SeaTac is trying to sell one (photo is not of the alien being sold but one we found online):

I have an 11 month old female Sugar Glider, I love her, but I am about to have surgery and I want to make sure she gets the care she needs.

I cant get her to sit still long enough for a picture, but she is very tame and sweet.

She is on the BML diet, with veggies and fruits, along with mealworms. I got her for 200, but I am only asking a 175 rehoming fee.

She will come with a big bag of veggies, mealworms, what is left of the bml already mixed, and some ingredients that are ready to be mixed, and glider pellets, the cage, pouches for the cage and that go around your neck.

It doesnt take her long to get used to you, and she has a lot of personality. She even seems to play peek-a-boo.

Let me know if you are interested, I know Glider’s are hard to find out here!

Email: comm-625700691@craigslist.org