Tagged with 'stupid'
Burglar Tries To Escape Through Police Exercise, Fails

From the “it could only happen in Burien” police files comes this recent tale of a dumb criminal who robbed an area house, and in his haste to escape, ran right into a police training exercise:
On Thursday, March 26th at about 2:40pm the Washington State Criminal Justice Training Commission Basic Law Enforcement Academy received an unusual visitor on campus: a felon fleeing the Normandy Park police after breaking into a home.
Unfortunately for the suspect…
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Habitual B-Town Drunk Driver Seeks Advice
Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > rants & raves, this nicely-worded “call for help” from a Burien-area habitual drunk driver: I’m looking for advice. My... [Read more]
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TSA Detains 5-Year Old Normandy Park Boy At SeaTac As “Security Threat”
According to KING-5 News: Matthew Gardner, a 5-YEAR OLD BOY from Normandy Park, was taken into custody and thoroughly searched at Sea-Tac Airport because his name is similar to a possible terrorist alias... [Read more]








