Tagged with 'stupid'

Burglar Tries To Escape Through Police Exercise, Fails

Burglar Tries To Escape Through Police Exercise, Fails

From the “it could only happen in Burien” police files comes this recent tale of a dumb criminal who robbed an area house, and in his haste to escape, ran right into a police training exercise:

On Thursday, March 26th at about 2:40pm the Washington State Criminal Justice Training Commission Basic Law Enforcement Academy received an unusual visitor on campus: a felon fleeing the Normandy Park police after breaking into a home.

Unfortunately for the suspect…

Habitual B-Town Drunk Driver Seeks Advice

Habitual B-Town Drunk Driver Seeks Advice

Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > rants & raves, this nicely-worded “call for help” from a Burien-area habitual drunk driver: I’m looking for advice. My... [Read more]

TSA Detains 5-Year Old Normandy Park Boy At SeaTac As “Security Threat”

TSA Detains 5-Year Old Normandy Park Boy At SeaTac As “Security Threat”

According to KING-5 News: Matthew Gardner, a 5-YEAR OLD BOY from Normandy Park, was taken into custody and thoroughly searched at Sea-Tac Airport because his name is similar to a possible terrorist alias... [Read more]