Numerous sources tell us that the Normandy Park Police Department was missing one of its finest…dogs…but then found him Sunday.
Apparently Officer “Rocky,” a two-year old bloodhound who weighs 80 pounds, got out of his handler’s yard Saturday night in Des Moines and went missing for a while.
Des Moines police and King county Sheriff’s officers even used a helicopter in the search.
But all is well, as Rocky is back on the beat and sniffing up bad guys as you read this.
No word yet on where Rocky went, why he took off, or what he did during his AWOL time.
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BURIEN – Infamous former Burien grade school teacher and convicted child rapist Mary Kay Letourneau is back in the news – this time not for having an affair with an underage boy, but for wanting to be a King County Election “Poll Worker.”
We’ll pause a moment while you insert your own inappropriate pun here.
A spokesperson for King County Elections says that the now-Mary Fualaau applied in April for possible training.
She was scheduled to begin training later this month, but after reviewing the list of candidates, someone recognized her rather unique name.
Letourneau/Fualaau has been disqualified as a poll worker for being a known felon.
Some lovely Letourneau facts to chew on:
- Letourneau first met Vili Fualaau (born 6/26/83) when he was a student in her second grade class at Shorewood Elementary School.
- He was then eight years old; she was 29.
- She became his teacher again when he was in the sixth grade, and their sexual relationship began during the summer of 1996, when Vili was 13 and she was 34.
- Her husband became aware of the situation when he read their letters to each other in February of 1997 and revealed it to family members.
- His cousin then reported the relationship to local Child Protection Services.
- On February 26, 1997, Letourneau was arrested for statutory rape (aka “child rape”).
- Four months later, she gave birth to Fualaau’s daughter, Audrey Lokelani Fualaau.
- On August 7, 1997, she pleaded guilty to two counts of second-degree statutory rape. She was sentenced to 89 months in prison by Judge Linda Lau.
- The prison term was suspended, and Letourneau was sentenced to serve six months in county jail and enroll in a three-year sex offender treatment program.
- She was released from jail early for good behavior, on the condition that she not see Fualaau. However, on February 3, 1998, police discovered Letourneau in a car with Fualaau and arrested her for violating the conditions of her suspended sentence.
- She had also failed to comply with her sex offender treatment program.
- In the car, police found $6,500 in cash, baby clothes, and a passport, indicating that Letourneau had been planning to leave the country.
- The original sentence of 7-1/2 years was reimposed.
- In March 1998, prison officials discovered that Letourneau was pregnant with another child by Fualaau. Their second daughter, Georgia Fualaau, was born in Tacoma on October 16, 1998. Hours after the birth, Mary Kay Letourneau was returned to prison.
- In November, 1999, Letourneau was placed in solitary confinement for six months for smuggling letters to Fualaau.
- In January, 2001, Letourneau’s father died. She asked to attend his funeral, but the request was denied.
- In May, 1999, while she was in prison, Letourneau and her first husband, Steve Letourneau, were divorced. Steve was given custody of their four children. He remarried and moved the family to Alaska.
- In 2000, Fualaau’s family sued the Highline School District and the city of Des Moines for emotional suffering, lost wages, and the costs of rearing his two children, claiming the school had failed to protect him from Letourneau. The jury ruled against them and no damages were awarded.
Here’s a video recap from CNN:
SOURCES:
In a scene that sounds like something out of a twisted erotic thriller, a man stabbed a woman with the stiletto heel of her own shoe, causing an infection that required emergency surgery.
The victim, a 40-year-old Tukwila woman, underwent a procedure Saturday after contracting an “aggressive” bacterial infection, according to Seattle police.
According to a police report, the woman was at a barbecue at a friend’s house in the 7600 block of Rainier Avenue South in Seattle on June 29 when an acquaintance asked her to perform a sex act on him.
When she refused, the man slapped her face, removed her boot and stabbed her in the left hand with the stiletto heel, police said. The woman fled, police said.
Several days later the woman sought medical assistance from Swedish Medical Center/First Hill after the wound became infected. Police said the woman was told by medical personnel that the aggressive bacterial infection would require immediate invasive surgery. The woman’s name was redacted from the police report and she couldn’t be reached for comment.
Seattle police said the investigation remains open.
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Sometimes it’s fun to read the Craigslist “Missed Connections” and follow the fascinating storylines of all our rascally neighboring humanoids, and this last week was no exception.
We first found this ad on May 28th on seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > missed connections:
How was your trip to Maui??? – w4m – 25 (SeaTac)
We met at at an airport parking place in Seatac on May 19th.
I was going to Disneyland and you were going to Maui.
You helped my daughter and I out with our luggage.
If you remember me, please let me know!
Then, a few days later, came this rather interesting rebuttal: 
Hi,
You posted this for my husband.
His trip to Maui went fine, I was a day late due to a conference.
Why do you want to know how his trip went?
You must be the lady he mentioned when we were in Hilo.
He said you have a nice looking daughter and thought that you may have adopted her.
He said you stared at him plenty.
Mrs. Jake B.
Driving west on SW 152nd this afternoon and just had to pull over to see the Seafair Pirates’ official (and quite historic) amphibious vehicle, the Moby Duck, parked quietly (and legally?!!) on the side of road, nary a pirate or wench in sight:
From the Seafair Pirates website:
Starting her life as a 1946 vintage amphibian landing craft or DUKW, the Moby Duck came to the Seafair Pirates in 1954, permanently replacing a DUKW that had been loaned to the Pirates by the US Coast Guard.
Adorned with a writhing Chinese dragon painted by the late Weaver Dial, the Moby Duck made her debut in the 1954 Seafair celebrations.
Over the years Weaver often changed the paintwork. Variant schemes were tried but always the Duck returned to a “Spanish galleon” design, the better to announce to the world that it was indeed a genuine ship.
The first major refit for the Duck was in 1970, just before the Seafair Pirates traveled to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. It was this refit that saw the platform built on her stern transformed in the the first real “poop deck.”
With the passing of years, Moby’s stern grew in scale until reaching her maximum size during the 1991 refit by Captain Gary Kuhn. With only an occasional daub paint this version of the Duck made it through the 90s, but by and by the massive stern begun to sag and another major refit was desperately needed.
Recently, the Moby Duck was stripped down to the bare metal, exposing the extent of time’s damage. Rust was slowly eating her away. The first order of business was to remove fifty years (layers) of paint. Only then all the damage in the coachwork was repaired. Rusted metal was cut away and new plates were welded in, work continued until every dent and hole repaired. Meanwhile, a new poop deck was being fabricated of steel. Smaller and lighter , the steel quarter deck was then trimmed out in wood and fitted on the stern of the Duck.
Finally, painted in the red. gold and black of the 17th century ships of the line, the Moby Duck was ready to again sail forth with the crew of bloodthirsty Seafair Pirate.
And at least for one afternoon, it sits alone, quietly parked on SW 152nd.
Perhaps it’s longing for the nearby waters of Lake Burien?
Or perhaps the driver lives there?
Or (gulp), maybe it was duck-jacked and left behind? (last year someone stole some gold-plated cannons off it, so it’s feasible, matey…)
From what we can tell, the closest event this schooner on wheels will be attending is the West Seattle Hi-Yu Parade on July 19th or the Renton River Days July 26th.
So…does anyone know (or have any ideas) why said ship was in B-Town today?
Please email us, or risk walkin’ the plank ya scurvy dog!
UPDATE: Avast, it appears that all of B-Town is under a ful-fledged pirate attack!
We just found this listing on Craigslist today:
Small Pirate Devil Duck – $4 (Burien)
Small black rubber pirate devil duck
$4.00 cash only please.
Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > activity partners:
ISO someone to yell and hit me while I lift wieghts (Seatac)
Yes, Im searching for an individual who is interested in yelling directly into my face and or hitting (slapping) me about the head and breasts while Im pumping iron.
I need some extra motivation in the coming weeks to get ready for the 4th annual Super Lift in Vegas where I will be competing.
If intested let me know.
Thanks
Found on seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > pets:
We found this ad on Craigslist today.
We’ve never heard of a “Sugar Glider” before, so we looked them up.
Allegedly they’re “small arboreal marsupial that is found in the forests of Australia, as well as in Tasmania, New Guinea, and the neighboring islands of Indonesia.”
Yeah, right. We know better – they’re ALIENS! Just look at it – these things are prolly crawling all over Area 51 as you read this!
And somebody in SeaTac is trying to sell one (photo is not of the alien being sold but one we found online):
I have an 11 month old female Sugar Glider, I love her, but I am about to have surgery and I want to make sure she gets the care she needs.
I cant get her to sit still long enough for a picture, but she is very tame and sweet.
She is on the BML diet, with veggies and fruits, along with mealworms. I got her for 200, but I am only asking a 175 rehoming fee.
She will come with a big bag of veggies, mealworms, what is left of the bml already mixed, and some ingredients that are ready to be mixed, and glider pellets, the cage, pouches for the cage and that go around your neck.
It doesnt take her long to get used to you, and she has a lot of personality. She even seems to play peek-a-boo.
Let me know if you are interested, I know Glider’s are hard to find out here!
Found at seattle-tacoma craigslist > seattle > general:
Dessert by Jessica Simpson
Are you Whipped?
a sweet trio of seductive treats
Do me a flavor…
A seductive sampler of super whipped body delights in our most decadent flavors. Full of the things your skin loves, these sensual body smoothers taste as good as they smell – sweet, yummy and kissably delicious. Pick a flavor, shake it up and slather on a generous helping. Put a cherry on top. You’ll be impossible to resist.
4 oz. Deliciously Kissable Whipped Body Cream in 3 delectable flavors:
* Juicy ~ fresh and luscious ripe-berry sweetness * Creamy ~ a fresh baked vanilla and caramel indulgence * Dreamy ~ a decadent chocolate-coconut treat
To enjoy: Just smooth it on and if you’re in the mood, lick it off
Are you a Dessert girl? Dessert girls aren’t afraid to heat it up, shake it up, be a flirt, put it our there and flaunt it. They’re full of sweetness and desire and they don’t mind getting their hair a little messed up in the name of seduction. Dessert girls are warm and golden, luscious and radiant, tempting, and decadent. They like to look good, feel good and smell good too. Dessert girls are just plain yummy. Be a hottie. Have Dessert.
Wear it, then share it
Each body cream is 4 oz. – 12 oz total.
NEW in Sealed package.
$45 Retail
Asking $10 each or discount for multiples!
Several available
Email: sale-559771015@craigslist.org
From seattle-tacoma craigslist > south king > rants & raves:
[EDITOR'S NOTE: If anyone has any idea who this mysterious "HOT" Burien dentist, is, please email us]
Like the person before me said, WHY is it wrong to have a crush, or a fantasy about someone? Hell, he’s touching your body isn’t he?
It’s a normal reaction to someone you find attractive. As long as you can keep it “under wraps” so to speak enjoy! Go home afterward and delve into the fantasy, and release. Hell I would…and I HAVE!
My dentist, here in Burien, is f*ing HOT!! He’s really funny, and very attractive. Fuller moderate build, GQ but natural, down to earth. Dark blonde hair….Purrrrrrrrr!!!! And his A*S!!?? I got to see him once at the end of the day, when he took his lab coat off. YUMMMMM!!
His co workers (females) laugh because he’s so niave to his attraction to his paitents. Women come in dressed to the 9’s!
Now, I’m just me….not a ‘glamour gal’, but I’m telling you I have never come home from a freaking root canal so horny!! He has this scope that helped him see the small details, and as he worked, his arms would brush aganst my chest!! Good lord!!! ]
Hmm, suddenly my tooth aches….or is it my tooth!??
>Wicked Grin
Found in the Craigslist “Barter” section with the location of “Burien”:
I really do need the help. Do not delete my ad.
Hello,
I am a good cook. Let me cook for you and send you home with leftovers for the freezer. Then you can have home cooked meals every day.
I just spent two days hauling wood and found that it was just too hard on me. Now all the boards need to be cut up with a skill saw (I have the saw). And I ask myself there has got to be some guy who will do this for me.
So for wood cutting and odd jobs around the house I am willing to trade my cooking skills. How does spaghetti, pork roast, pot roast, stew, ham hocks and beans, steak and potatoes sound to you?
I also make beautiful jewelry which you can receive instead of food in case you need that one of a kind gift for someone special.
This is a real ad and I mean exactly what I say.
No funny business.
Right now I need about 2 hours work cutting up boards and I have 5 containers fresh made beef stew to trade. I will help you cut the wood so it will go faster I just need your strong arm to run the saw!!!
So if you are interested please email me back.
Or call me @ 206 529 4845
Thank you Sandy
