John F. Kennedy Catholic High School To Start Sending Out Tuition Rebates

Burien’s John F. Kennedy Catholic High School has announced it will rebate back to students’ parents portions of the tuition the parents have paid to have their kids attend Kennedy. And it’s because... [Read more]

City Announces 4th Of July Celebration: Burien Town Square Implosion

The City of Burien announced today (Friday, April 1st) that, due to a “major, serious lack of interest,” and “not a chance in hell that this thing will ever sell,” they will be... [Read more]

UPDATE: Our Temp Intern Editor Says Goodbye & Happy April Fools’ Day!

Dear B-Town Blog Readers - Just a short note to let everyone know that I did my bestest today editing this here website, and that I will be signing off now, eh? I had fun, and I hope my choices of stories... [Read more]

B-Town Undercover: My New BFFs Are Bigshot Writers

by Shawn Underwood I recently returned from The National Society of Newspaper Columnists Conference, which was held in Ventura, California. My new writing group BFF, Karen Rinehart, award-winning humorist... [Read more]

The Co$t Con$ciou$ Comic’s $109 Ticket Deal To NYC

Hey Cookie-Lou…it’s Hal “Chickie” Spear here with a travel tip so hot that it could brand the butt of a bitchy B-Town bull! This is definitely something that only the Co$t Con$ciou$... [Read more]

Microsoft To Sponsor Sounders FC, Unveils Jersey

We have an exclusive peak at the gorgeous, branded jersey to be worn by the new Sounders FC soccer team, now sponsored by Microsoft: Under the terms of the deal, Microsoft will pay the Sounders roughly... [Read more]

“The Fine Print” Photo Series #1: Discount Tire Banner

BURIEN – Ever see a sign and wonder what it really means? We here at the B-Town Blog often drive aimlessly around the area, burning up precious fossil fuels, cranking our crazy kid music up loud,... [Read more]