We found this ad on Craigslist today.

We’ve never heard of a “Sugar Glider” before, so we looked them up.

Allegedly they’re “small arboreal marsupial that is found in the forests of Australia, as well as in Tasmania, New Guinea, and the neighboring islands of Indonesia.”

Yeah, right. We know better – they’re ALIENS! Just look at it – these things are prolly crawling all over Area 51 as you read this!

And somebody in SeaTac is trying to sell one (photo is not of the alien being sold but one we found online):

I have an 11 month old female Sugar Glider, I love her, but I am about to have surgery and I want to make sure she gets the care she needs.

I cant get her to sit still long enough for a picture, but she is very tame and sweet.

She is on the BML diet, with veggies and fruits, along with mealworms. I got her for 200, but I am only asking a 175 rehoming fee.

She will come with a big bag of veggies, mealworms, what is left of the bml already mixed, and some ingredients that are ready to be mixed, and glider pellets, the cage, pouches for the cage and that go around your neck.

It doesnt take her long to get used to you, and she has a lot of personality. She even seems to play peek-a-boo.

Let me know if you are interested, I know Glider’s are hard to find out here!

Email: comm-625700691@craigslist.org

Look out TSA and Homeland Security – the infamous “Snoop Dog Doll Smuggler” is coming to town.

Luckily, they’re not a sea creature, as they “don’t live in the puget sound“:

New in box – Snoop Dog Dolls (2).

$10 ea.

I don’t live in the puget sound but I am visiting in a week (Seatac area).

Email for more pics or questions.

Thanks!

Hello…I am 31 years old and moving back in with my parents.

I am a short angry man and I need to get rid of my couch because I can’t take it with me.

The couch is in usable condition. I need to have it out by 1:30 today. You haul.

Please contact me if you are interested: sale-620627735@craigslist.org

What we love about this Craigslist ad:

• Photo is sideways (perfect for stoners)
• Repeated use of “tha” instead of “the” (someone called tha cops dude!)
• The claim that “stoner’s prayen over them” (funny visual, doncha think?)
• Open publication of his name and Idaho-based phone # (think cops will call “Benson”?)

TWO Bong’s for sale the blue one is $30 tha larger one is $40 out tha door!

Come and get em I have stoner’s prayen over them.

First come first serve!

Call Benson 208-337-2290

am right up by tha Airport*

Reply to: sale-596734689@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-05, 2:36PM PST

i have two mint condition jack-in-the box bbq sauces, it is a white container with a brown peel off lid…never been used and have been in the refridgerator since they were aquired….will trade for anything that might interest me

Location: TACOMA

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Hot Damn!!! Ok, I’ll trade you the following items for your two mint bbq’s…

one Fresh Organic Ranch Dressing (unopened of course!) It’s a fancy navy blue label with a pearl white background. Please notice the two baby mushrooms, red plump tomato with what appears to be a head of loose leaf lettuce and one 1/2 sliced avacado! Yum, yum, yum.

also in my possession I have a Caramel DIP from the ‘Golden Arches’ baby!

Last but not least a FRANK’S RedHot Buffalo dipping Sauce (plain white and red labeling but will make your mouth burn!

If none of these sound too tempting….I do have one single serving DARIGOLD TRIM LOWFAT Cottage cheese (since 1918, so they say) um, the company not how long it’s been in my fridge, although, I do need to go grocery shopping!

Contact me if interested!

Location: BURIEN

free ibm thinkpad laptop

i don’t know anything about this laptop specs or anything.

all i know that it was bought about 5 months ago.

i’m going to jail Monday Mar 3rd for 10 yrs and i’m trying to do the last good deed.

i will give this away to who pick up this tonight.

contact me @ niksincere@yahoo.com

” Barely used Oster Bread machine

White

My wife used to make bread upon occassion but she is gone and I want it gone

$20.00

Amazon.com selling used at $55

206-774-9747 Don”

Free white toilet.

14″ seat height.

Email: sale-555954340@craigslist.org