Humor Section
B-TOWN UNDERCOVER: Shawn Underwood Hangs Out At Sundance
Shawn's friend Michelle successfully deciphers Sundance signage and finds the restaurants. Or is it the screening rooms? by Shawn Underwood Every time I run into Scott (slave driver) Schaefer he inquires... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: Mirrors
by Dave Markwell I had the unfortunate experience of passing a mirror the other day. I did not look as good as I felt and it made me mad. I felt like the mirror was tricking me, because in my head, I... [Read more]
Sponsored Post90-Minute Comedy And Magic Show Coming To The Tin Theater Jan. 26
A 90-minute Comedy and Magic Show is coming to BTB Advertiser the Tin Theater starting at 7 p.m. on Thursday, Jan. 26. This special event will feature “Steve the Pretty Good” and the “thinking... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: Serf’s up!!
by Dave Markwell “Dad, you need to make my sandwich”, my twelve year old son, Aden, informed me this morning. And so began our daily dance. Every single day, we both don’t want to make the sandwich,... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: Walking the Aisle
by Dave Markwell After a 14 hour travel day, I am too brain-fried to trust the column I have written. I can’t tell if it’s good or if it sucks. When this happens I will pull something from my quiver... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: Resolutions
by Dave Markwell Sitting aboard Delta Airlines flight 822 heading east for a plane change in Detroit while traveling on a holiday “vacation” to Rochester, NY to visit my wife’s family, I glanced... [Read more]
Wish Big!!
This year my husband and I ran away for Christmas. The kids are all out of state visiting various relatives, which provided us the chance for a guilt free holiday at the coast. Along the journey to the... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: A Christmas Card
by Dave Markwell I love going to the mailbox this time of year. Normally, I am shamelessly indifferent about receiving mail. Bills and junk mail have lost their allure for me. In fact, I usually outsource... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: Clap Hard!!
by Dave Markwell Through the various trips and travels of my forty-two years, I have learned many things. Some of these things have come through very deliberate efforts, but probably the majority of the... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: The Christmas Omelet
by Dave Markwell This morning I made my wife an omelet. This act alone is not super noteworthy. I make her breakfast fairly often. The unusual ingredient in this morning’s meal was the extra time and... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: Paradise…FOUND!!
by Dave Markwell Every year my Rotary Club donates dictionaries to all of the third graders in our city. Distributing the books to the students is always a neat event. It is fun seeing all of the young... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: Thanks and Giving
by Dave Markwell I am not a big fan of parades. To be clear, I don’t really like parades on TV. I like them in person. This is an interesting fact only because I am actually enjoying watching the Macy’s... [Read more]
FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: Green Blankets
by Dave Markwell Sunday mornings are mine. I get up early, make a cup of coffee and watch my favorite show on television, CBS Sunday Morning. This is a news type program without the bad news. Imagine... [Read more]
Welcome Back Dave Markwell’s ‘FEEL GOOD FRIDAY’! Today: Empty Plate
[EDITOR'S NOTE: We're happy to welcome back to The Waterland Blog regular Columnist Dave Markwell, who unsuccessfully ran for Des Moines City Council. This is his first 'Feel Good Friday' column since... [Read more]
WWJD? What Would Jay Do?
Perhaps the best ‘boss’ I ever had was a man named Jay Dickey. He still is named that, but he hasn’t been my boss for over 10 years. I went to work for him in the grocery store he managed back in... [Read more]
PHOTOS: Inaugural Pie Joust In Town Square A Rousing Success
A rambunctious crowd filled Town Square Friday evening (Aug 19) for what will surely prove to be a popular annual event in Burien… the Pie Joust. If you missed this inaugural event, you have our... [Read more]
For Those About To Joust, We Salute You. With Beer.
With the first annual Pie Joust coming up on August 19 at 4pm in Town Square, we received word from event organizers today that adults who pre-register will be rewarded with a frosty beer at the beer... [Read more]
Card, Please…
I have half-jokingly told friends that parenting a teen or “tween” should be automatic qualification for a medical marijuana card. Talk about chronic pain, oy! Next time the teen(s) break curfew, violate... [Read more]








