We found an amazingly humorous, well-written yet somewhat edgy blog entry by “lavender_jane” today about the Heights At Burien apartment complex on Ambaum, which was recently purchased by The Laramar Group.

The post contrasts what the property owners espouse about the apartments in marketingspeak versus what an actual tenant thinks.

It is truly hilarious, and here’s an excerpt:

Surrounded by broken down cars on blocks and stunning views of the overflowing dumpsters, you are enticed inside by a tree-lined drive and welcomed into a charming neighborhood of cramped, military-style apartment homes…

If you’d like to LOL, go read the entire entry NOW.