Personal Watermelons

Closeup Sign

Reading this rather odd sign made us wonder a few things:

• Do these fruits come with handles?
• Just how “personal” are “Personal Watermelons”?
• It’s about time we got these things. I’m so sick of those dang Impersonal fruits.
• Are these things Wi-Fi Enabled? Can I check email on them?
• You’d better have some pretty big pockets to stash these things…
• Not being one to pry, whatever a man or woman does with their Personal Watermelon is their own business!