BURIEN – Ever see a sign and wonder what it really means?

We here at the B-Town Blog often drive aimlessly around the area, burning up precious fossil fuels, cranking our crazy kid music up loud, digital camera in hand, looking for interesting, unusual or odd stuff to photograph and later make fun of.

Well, we found a doozy right here in our own backyard – the following photos were taken at Discount Tire, which is located basically in the parking lot of Fred Meyer on First Ave South at 143rd:

1. Wide shot of Discount Tire. Nothing unusual, but there’s something odd about that banner hanging in the pit that says “We Beat Costco!“

2. Closeup of the banner in question, revealing the truth:

[DISCLAIMER: This is the first in a series of comedic photo “bits” done by comedy writer/B-Town Blog Publisher/Editor Scott Schaefer. Remember, this is just a joke…]